computers Jokes

computers Jokes

Tech Support (Classic)


"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, ...

The "real story" of the three bears..


It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and th...

Y2K Potential POSITIVE side effect


Re: Vacation Pay Date: January 5, 2000Dear Val...

Husband that Works at Microsoft


Three women are sitting in a bar talking about...

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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:


10. Th...

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans


At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for...

Tech Support "Classics!"


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

Microsoft Support Technicians


How do you know you are traveling in a car fil...

Why did the witch buy a computer?

Why did the witch buy a computer?

She neede...

Lights


How many guys does it take to change a lightbu...

A Commandment for C Programmers


1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study it...

A tech get drafted!


One of Microsoft Network's finest support tech...

WORK virus


There is a new virus going around called WORK....

Tech Support


"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, ...

Twenty-nine year olds


Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-nine year...

Internet Explorer 4.0 Credits


In Internet Explorer 4.0, click on Help, then ...

Remember when.....


Remember when........


A computer was somethi...

Girlfriend to wife


Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1....

Cyber Break Up Letter


Dear [insert screen name here] (if that is you...

A Commandment for C Programmers


4. If thy header files fail to declare the ret...

Redneck computer term


Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds g...

I Ruined the Computer


Support: Hello, what can I do for you?


Woman...

Types of computer viruses


Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but ...

Winders XP (Arkansas Edition)


A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has b...