Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes

Have You Really?

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire univer...

Generation Gap

Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's...

Tiebreaker

Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ...

Missed Opportunity

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

Computer Clubbing

Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes s...

Let It Slide

Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross th...

Tweetment Needed

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted...

What’s the Gig Deal?

Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes...

Typecasting

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard fa...

All’s We’ll that Ends We’ll

We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect.

Humor On (Power)Point

Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Perso...

LOL-ing in the Deep

My computer suddenly started belting out "Someo...

Fictional Adult

I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but m...

Computer Commute

Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A...

Wrong number

Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Perso...

Texting your doctor

Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascu...

Wrong number

Guy: I’m sorry. I hate when we fight cuz I real...

Texts from Mom

Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Wher...

Never text Dad for help

Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of ...

Drive safe

I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me ...

Not again, autocorrect!

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

Bad odds

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be ...

Fishy text

"I feel like carp today"
"Yeah, you look a litt...

Hungary text

"I am hungary."
"Maybe you should czech the fri...

Talk is (not) cheap

Anyone who thinks "talk is cheap"...
obviously ...