Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineering Analysis


As a result of an overwhelming lack of request...

Signs You'll Soon Be Unemployed


You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when s...

So poor...


Your family is so poor, they go to kentucky fr...

Fancy Plate


This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christma...

Knock Knock - Fresno who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Bec...

Office conduct during the Christmas season


To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: ...

Secret Service


A friend was in front of me coming out of chur...

You think "Dueling Banjos" is


You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music....

Is there a Santa Claus?


Is there a Santa Claus?


As a result of an ov...

Actual Instruction Labels...


ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
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10 Rejected Holiday Specials


10. "Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem"

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Signs you've had too much of the 90's


Your "to do" list includes entries for lunch a...

2000 Election Controversy set rhyme.


In olden times, it could be decades before maj...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...


You won't stop ...

Mrs Hamburger Head


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Michigan Jokes


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A little...

Red Man sends you a


Red Man sends you a Christmas card.The Salvati...

Twas the Night Before Christmas


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Texas Versio...

Dirty Santa


A young girl sat on Santa's knee. He said, "Wh...

Your Cartoon Charcter


Ever wondered which cartoon character you are ...

Question answer


Why does someone who runs marathons make a goo...

Christmas Tree


A guy farted in a elevator. He took out an air...

The last day working


"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When........

Der-ty night before Christmas


Der next night vas ChristmasDer night is vas s...