Don't arrest the judge
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat o...
Car Jokes
Obey the speed limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...
Locked car
There were two blondes at a gas station and loc...
Pickup lines
'The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to...
the pink cloud
Joe and his two friends freinds accidentally d...
Disco
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, we...
Trouble
A man was reading the paper one day when an ad...
Microsoft Support Technicians
How do you know you are traveling in a car fil...
ATM
The Differences:
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2....
Good Alarm in My Car
A man parks his car in front of the main entra...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...
A lawyer is bombing along
A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his ...
Who is strongest?
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who...
Dos marineros que hab�an estado
Dos marineros que hab�an estado dos meses en a...
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton ar...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
[San Jose Mercury News]
An unidentified man,...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test
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Rules Of The South
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can'...
Essential Desert Objects
A judge was punishing three men because they h...
gas money
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas mon...
Signs for every job
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...
Depressed
There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his...
Blonde Rolls Back the Odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't ...
Example of a Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class...
Bimbo
a blonde got ran over by a parked car