Birthday Jokes

Birthday Jokes

Birthday Cake Love

Did you hear about the love affair between suga...

Make a wish

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies,...

Whoops, No Present

Forget about the past, you can't change it.
For...

Sappy Birthday!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: I...

Family Age Jokes

Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep ...

Elephant Gift

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?...

Goldfish Birthday

Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birt...

Golf Cake

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A:...

Up for Bid

You know you're getting old when you go to an a...

Birthday Cake Visit

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psycholo...

Stuffed Bear

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offe...

Coffee Lovers Birthday

Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a ...

Always Getting Older

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.

Obvious Birthday Joke

Statistics show that those who have the most bi...

Cake with Candles

Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I ea...

Cat Birthday

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?...

Bald Man Birthday

Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given ...

Too Much of a Good Thing

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill...

Birthdays in Heaven

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in he...

Pickle Birthday

Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A:...

Pirate Birthday

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday...

Cat Birthday

Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your...

Birthday Toast

I always feel warm on my birthday because peopl...

Fewer Guests

You know you're getting old when you have more ...

Growing Numbers

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!