Bill-clinton Jokes

Bill-clinton Jokes

Hillary's aides haven't killed her yet.


Q: What's the difference between Hillary &...

When he shows character, he's acting.


Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: Whe...

Clinton quickies


Two quick Clinton oneliners. . .Is it true tha...

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Clinton favorite place


What�s Clinton favorite place in the White Hou...

Soaking people


Q: Why did Clinton cut his vacation short in t...

Bill forgot to take the di*** out.


Q: Why does Hillary have a grimace on her face...

Clinton and Saddam


Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Bag...

Bill's favorite song is:


"Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy"!

Latest method of Clinton to control his weight


Q: What's the latest method Clinton's using to...

The U.S. still has a Communist Party in power.


Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and...

Only 200 women went down on the Titanic


Q. What are the difference between bill Clinto...

To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust


Q: What's Bill Clinton's least expensive hobby...

Socialism is dead.


Q: What is the difference between liberalism a...

Clinton and the Pope


During his visit to the United States the Pope...

Donations needed


A Marine Colonel on his way home from work at ...

Titanic and the Clinton Administration


Q: What do the Titanic and the Clinton Adminis...

What did the dress prove?...


What did the dress prove?


She didn't swallo...

What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw...


What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw i...

When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't...


When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a ...

Gonorrhea--it can be cured.


Q: Which of the following does not belong: AID...

Big pimpin'


What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton an...

Condom Emergency


President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an...

Mr. John Hinckley...


Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
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Why do liberals travel in threes?


Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One t...