Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

The "real story" of the three bears..


It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and th...

Skipped Church Lately?


One day this Preacher decided that he would sk...

Bear in Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

Bear Hunting


Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear seaso...

The FBI, CIA, LAPD,


The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all tryin...

Teddy Bears


A man walked into a bar with a teddy in his ha...

Obi Wan's Sons


If Obi Wan Had a Son, of what name would he be...

Your're a redneck if...


You're a redneck if...


-You have more finger...

Barbitchyouate


A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana a...

Czechs and Lawyers


A lawyer asked a Czechoslovakian friend of his...

Government Tactics


The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The ...

Hunting trip


There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead....

A Panda Walks into a bar


A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the b...

Teddy Bear


I lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you ins...

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear


Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce cour...

Soldier Standing at Attention?


One day a man was at work and his employee not...

Bear Hunting


Two Rednecks went bear hunting. While one stay...

Bear in Bar


This bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer....

Mafia Valentines Poems


My love for you... it came and went. S...

The Bear Hunter


The first day of bear hunting season and the h...

Thinking is hard work.


Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens...

blondes


3 blondes stranded into the woods the first sa...

I followed the Tracks


One day an Aggie, a Lonhgorn, and a Baylor bea...

How do you catch a polar bear?


How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?


Fir...

DIARY OF A DEER HUNTER


1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings.
2:00 AM: Hunting ...