Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Clinton one-liner


Clinton floated a strike on baseball's opening...

Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball


10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold y...

Famous Mothers


PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you ...

The baseball


What has 18 legs and cathces flies??
A Baseba...

Bill at a Baseball Game

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game...

A Lot of Babies

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis ho...

Baseball Game

A woman was watching her son pitch in a little ...

Baseball in Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting o...

Advice From Kids

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Pa...

Things you learn from your kids

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
...

Practice

A father watched his young son practice basebal...

Halloween Favourites

What haunts the closets of a haunted house?
Th...

Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the peopl...

The Bright Side

Jack was summoned by the Disciplinarian where h...

36 Truths About Children

From a San Diego Father who has identified 35 t...

The Root?

What is the name of the baseball player who sit...

Think Fast!

A blonde's son was playing catch with his frien...

Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in th...

100 Years Ago Vs. Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would le...

Base Stealer

Why were the police at the baseball game?

B...

Stupid Inventions!

An ejector seat on a helicopter.

A fly scree...

The Garage Window

There was a knock at the door. It was a small b...

You Know You are From California If...

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hil...

Halloween

On Halloween night a kid is standing on a bench...

Semi-pro Baseball

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people t...