Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes

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It Ain’t Duff.

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Served In A Chilled, Wooly Mug.

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An Old Guy Walks Into…

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender a...

A Lizard Walks Into…

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a s...

Fishing For Whiskey

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...

Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar....

An Amnesiac Walks Into…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a b...

Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old ...

You Look so Familiar…

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers...

A Penguin Walks Into…

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter...

A Panda Walks Into…

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer ...

A Horse Walks Into…

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "...

Two Men Walk Into…

Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least o...

Two Cartons of Yogurt…

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bart...

This Cowboy Walks Into…

This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer....

The Past, Present and Future…

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. ...

This Dyslexic Guy…

So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into ...

Charles Dickens Walks Into…

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a m...

A Man Walks Into…

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt ...

A Pair of Jumper Cables…

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask...

A Mushroom Walks Into…

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink....

A Guy Walks Into…

A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...