Aviation Jokes

Aviation Jokes

A plane flying in the 1930s


In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife wen...

Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

Trouble with plane engines


While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane sh...

I deserve a first class seat


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in ...

Those raccoons are not luggage


As migration approached, two elderly vultures ...

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans


1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the wo...

Don't be on this flight


"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf ...

Are blind pilots flying?


One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...

What just happened here?


A military cargo plane, flying over a populate...

A blind pilot is flying this plane?


I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles...

Air Force One crashes


Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural A...

blind pilots


One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...

The blind skydiver


A blind man was describing his favorite sport,...

What was the problem before?


Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly...

The whole world could be happy


Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore,...

Flying without a parachute


A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachut...

The loss of engines


Two blondes were flying to Miami from Clevelan...

Boarding from what gate?


At the airport for a business trip, I settled ...

The world's smartest man?


A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope,...

Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System


1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain...

Big ears


Q*Why do elephants have big ears*


A*Because ...