A young woman went out on a first date with a young man. They sat in his pickup truck talking, and she noticed a huge, mean-looking hatpin stuck into the windshield visor.
"Oh my," she said. "What do you have THAT for?"
"It's to help me tell if my date is wearing falsies," the man explained.
"WELL!" she harrumphed. "I hope you would never use such a thing on ME!"
"I already did," he replied.
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