Out of prison. As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied.
"How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"
"Partly." She said.
"But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
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