Your Fat Mama

Your mama is so fat...
...people exercise by running laps around her.
...the government wants to make her a state.
...I need double vision to see her.
...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
...when she was a baby, her first word was "Oink".
...her favorite food is fifths.
...her shoes smile when she take them off.
...when she roll over, it registers the Richter scale.