- "Rabbi, I need an advice"
- "What's the problem?"
- "I want to marry a woman"
- "So marry her"
- "But I don't love her"
- "So don't marry her"
- "But she is rich"
- "Then marry her"
- "But she is old"
- "Don't marry her"
- "But her father would make me his business partner"
- "... Marry her"
- "Rabbi, I've come seeking help, and the best you can come up with is 'Marry her' or 'Don't marry her...' "
- "Then convert to Christianity"
- "What for?"
- "So that you may annoy priests with that shit"
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