A morbidly obese man decided it was time to lose some weight, so he joined a health spa...
He gets to the spa and starts out on the treadmill, jogs around the gym a couple times, swims a couple laps in the pool, sweats for a half hour or so in the sauna, and finishes off with a shower.
In the shower are about a half dozen other guys who are looking at this big ol' boy with disgust and repulsion.
One of the guys says, "Holy shit, dude! You's about a fat son of bitch, ain't ya? I'll bet it's been a while since you seen your dick, ain't it?"
To which the obese man says, "Yeah, it's been a while."
And the other guy says, "Man, you really oughtta diet!"
The fat guy says, "Why? What color is it?"
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