A woman at a grocery store goes to the checkout line with her goods. She notices a homeless man eyeing her as she places everything on the counter. The homeless man continues to look at everything she is placing down with interest.
She buys fruits and vegetables, milk, bread, hamburger meat, laundry detergent, toothpaste, toilet paper and even grabs a bar of chocolate at the checkout.
She pays for everything and the homeless man chuckles. She walks by him and he says, "you're single, aren't you?"
Shocked, the woman looks into her bags and sees everything she had just bought and cannot find anything that would lead someone to figure that she was single.
She asks the homeless man, "did you figure out I'm single from what I just bought?"
The homeless man says, "no, you're just really ugly..."
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