You Might be Bored If...

These are all from my experiences. That's why they're funny.

1. You build a miniature boat out of a hostess box, water bottles, and duct tape, and float it down a river seven times.

2. You buy a headlamp, move it in circles on the wall, and say it follows wherever my head goes.

3. You make a hand with some sticks, a plastic soda bottle lid, some bugs, and a magnifying glass.

4. You pop each and every bubble on bubble wrap... in random order.

5. You line up thirteen megaphones just to see what it would do.

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