Your 2 year old has more teeth than you do.
You mow your lawn and find your long lost convertible.
You mistake the offering plates for an ashtray.
You make change in the offering plate.
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
You call your boss dude.
When you see a sign that says no to crack you pull up your pants.
When your amazed that your son finally said his first word and
he is 21.
When your 5 year old can count higher than you.
When somebody yells hoe down your girfriend drops to the floor.
You go racoon hunting on your honeymoon.
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