So a man is at the bar by himself and he orderes a drink and sits down and after a while he hears "I like your tie" and he looks around and cant see anyone who could of possible said it. He goes back to drinking until he hears again "I love your hair", so he looks around again and still cant find anyone that was talking to him so once again he goes back to drinking until he hears "You look really nice" and finally he realises that the voice is coming from the nuts so asks the bartender "what's up with these nuts?" and he responds "Oh don't worry they're complimentry"
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