You can hear mimes.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
The Sun is too loud.
Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
You can skip without a rope.
Trees start chasing you.
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