You know what they say about big feet...

A women was walking along the sidewalk on her way to work, and she ran into one of her male co-workers. She wasn't having the best day, and her co-worker noticed, so he decided to cheer up her mood by telling her a joke. The man asked, "Do you know what they say about big feet?" The women was puzzled, and somewhat disturbed. She didn't want to reply, though she saw no way out of it. "Uhhh, a big penis?" The man instantly became mortified, his face contorted in such a way that he looked like he was about to throw up. Shaking his head left and right in utter disappointment and flailing his arms, he told the women, "Grossss! Is that all you think about, dirty sex jokes?! The obvious answer was big socks!" The woman was so confused that before she could say anything the man stormed off in rage ranting on about how people have no respect anymore for foot jokes. The woman began to laugh so hard that she attracted everyone's attention on the street, asking if she was ok. The next morning on the way to work, the male co-worker apologized for his behavior and decided he was going to tell her another joke...

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