You gotta beat up the bouncer, fuck a hooker and pull a tooth out of a pit bulls mouth.

So a guy walks into a bar and he sees a jar of twenty dollar bills on the bar. Guy asks bar tender "what's up with the jar of twenty's" bar tender says you put a twenty in then you have to go outside and KO the bouncer. After that theirs an old whore upstairs who hasn't been tended to in a while. And finally if you can get through the mean mother fucker outside and that ugly bitch upstairs. You will go out back to find a big mean pit bull. And he's pretty mad on account of having a rotting tooth in his mouth. Your task is to pry his mouth open and yank that fucker out. After all that you come inside and take the jar of twenty's. So the guy goes outside and beats the shit out the bouncer he then goes out back, he is out there for roughly twenty minutes and when he comes inside he is bloody and batterd. He says " now wears the bitch with the rotten tooth."

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