Adam, Bob and Chad go on a tramp in the forest. A few hours into the tramp, the trio are confronted and surrounded by a hungry mob of gremlins. The gremlins escort the men back to their secret HQ, where the gremlin leader "Big G" is eagerly awaiting. Big G tells Adam, Bod and Chad that they can go free, but it will only be if the sum of their penis sizes is at least 10 centimetres.
Adam goes first, he pulls his shorts down and Big G measures it as 5 centimetres. "Half way there!" Adam exclaims proudly.
Big G measures Bob to be 4 centimetres. "Hmm, not bad"
Chad strips down, he measures up to 2 centimetres! Big G, being a man of his word releases the trio.
The three of them walk out of the forest, relieved to have not been eaten. Adam says "You guys are lucky my penis is five centimetres",
to which Bob replies with "Heyyya, my four centimetres contributed just as much". Chad happily says "You are lucky I had a hard on!"
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