yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
yo momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
yo momma is so fat that she turned rite aid left.
yo momma is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.
yo momma is so fat that when she wanted to go swimming everybody drounded.
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