Yo momma is so whatever


Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. And some of these might get their own category some day.----when yo momma was born her ma said ""wow! what a treasure!"" and yo dad said ""ya lets bury it!""yo momma is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganantyo momma is so special she could be in the special olympicsyo momma's so small she committed suicide by jumping of the curb!yo moma so short that she plays hide-and-seek in the grassyo moma so small i told her to do something creative with her life and she climbed over a speed bump.Yo mamma is so cross-eyed that she sits in the front porch to watch the kids play in the backyard.

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