Yo mammas so fat, when she fell of Mt. Everest shewas already on the ground.
Yo mammas so fat she fell off both sides of a bridge at the same time.
Yo mammas so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids go by she yelled "Hey, stop that twinkie!"
Yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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