Yo Mamma (bunch of oneliners)


Yo Mama so dump she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATEYo Mama so fat she just fatYo Mama so ugly hell started to cryYo Mama so fat Jupiter got jealousYo Mama so fat she got hit by a parked carYo Mama so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.Yo Mama so dump she went to the SUPER BOWL with a spoon.Yo Mama so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.Yo Mama so ugly she too ugly.Yo Mama so dump she went to the salon for a facial.

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