Yo mamma

1. yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade


2. yo mamma is so old she waited tabels at the last supper


3. yo mamma is like a hockey player she dont change her pads for 3 periods


4. yo mamma is so short u can see her feet on her drivers license.


5. yo mamma is so fat she hollahoops with the rings of saturn.


6. yo mamma is so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness.