A blonde walks into a department store. She walks over to an employee and says
"I'd like to buy that TV over there".
The employer looks at her and then says
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes here".
So the blonde leaves. The next day, she comes back with her hair died brunette and again asks
"How much for the TV over there?".
Again, the employee says
"I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes".
Surprised, but not phased, the blonde returns home and dies her hair black. The next day, she politely asks again
"Can I buy that TV over there?".
The clerk says
"I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes here".
Frustrated, the blonde exclaims
"Damnit, how the hell do you know I'm blonde?"
And the clerk replies
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave".
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