"Speaking in behalf of all my population, I am truly sickened by the tragedy that happened and I wanted to assure you that we do not condone terrorist acts in any form or way."
"Sorry Yasser, but what are you talking about?"
"Oh shit guys why didn't you remind me of the different timezone?"
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