Writing on the wall

During his last few weeks as president, Bill Clinton is looking out of the window of the Oval Office.


Then he notices that someone has urinated the message "BILL SUCKS!" on a wall outside the White House.


Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff to find the culprit.


A week later, the FBI director calls. "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is the urine belongs to Ken Starr."


"And the bad news?" Clinton asks.


After a slight pause, the director replies, "Sir, the handwriting belongs to your wife."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing