Writing a joke for my speech class can anybody help me?

I need to use the word hotdog or mustard in an acronym

They both don't have to be in the same acronym they can be 2 completely different abbreviations.


Its like one or the other. like "Hotdog association of America" HAA, but actually funny.

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