Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honor at the World Marching Girl
and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.
Hilary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she said, " Well honey,
what are you smiling at?"
Bill replied, "Honey, if I had another inch, I'd be pretty popular amongst
them Marching Girls."
A big smile came across Hilary's face. Bill said, "What are you smiling
about?"
Hilary replied, "Bill, if you had one inch less, you'd be out there marching
with them."
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