A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
The man: "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?"
The guy: "That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five World Cups finals together, but sadly she passed away."
The man: "That's terrible, but couldn't you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?"
The guy: "No....they are all at my wife's funeral!"
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