Retired U.S. Air Force here and this is my favorite military joke:
The biggest difference between the branches of the U.S. Armed Forces is that if you give the order to **"Secure that building!"**
* The Army will kick the doors down, enter with weapons drawn, eliminate all hostiles and secure the hostages.
* The Marines will erect a razor-wire perimiter, establish patrols and deny access to unauthorized personnel.
* The Navy will unplug the coffee maker and turn off the lights before locking the doors.
* The Air Force will lease it for six years with an option to buy.
**EDIT:** I slept for 8 hours and came back to some pretty good jokes; It looks like people in movies/theater came out swinging but now it is 2 AM and the computer geeks are a-flocking. Keep it up!
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