* don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public ...
* always look younger ...
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap ...
* can always see their toes and shoes ...
* can sleep on their stomachs ...
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars ...
* know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts ...
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted ...
* can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle ...
* can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.
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