A woman is in line at the grocery store. She is buying eggs, butter, milk, flour, OJ, blueberries, and bananas. There is a drunk guy in line behind her. He says to her,
"I know you are single." The woman is surprised to hear this.
"How do you know that?" she asks.
"Because you're ugly."
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