There was this witch that was zapped into a room by an evil spell. The
room had no windows, no doors, no chimney, and no other opening to the
outside world! The only things that was in there was a mirror, and a
table. Now this witch had to find a way outta there!
Q: How did she get out?
A: She looked in the mirror, she sees what she saw. She pulled out the saw
and cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole, and she crawled out the
hole!
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