Wink Wink

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a
sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks
over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated
from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and
your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without
a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly
visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking
will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire
you."


"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"


"Really? Great! Show me!"


So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins
pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms,
ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he
finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,
and stops winking.


"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but
this is a respectable company, and we will not have our
employees womanizing all over the country!"


"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"


"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"


"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?"