Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about?

Would You Kill My...

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The...

I saw a fight...

It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)

Doctor Vs Patient

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to...

Definition of...

What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman.

1.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry,...

Spaghetti sex

I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me. She...

What is Guns N'...

Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a...

What is Long and...

A balloon.

A man and woman...

A man and woman are on their honeymoon doing a horseback trip through the...

If You Are Unhappy

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...