WIFE TO DRUNK HUSBAND: from now on, if your lips touch liquor you will never touch my lips
HUSBAND: awwwwww??
WIFE: now what are you thinking ??
HUSBAND: deciding......
WIFE: deciding what ??
HUSBAND: 18 yrs old SCOTCH OR 40 yrs old LIPS...
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