Husband replies, "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife sends back 5 minutes later, "I am forever greatful for your help"
Husband replies, "hi forever greatfull for your help, I'm husband".
This joke has been reposted so many times I thought I may as well try something different.
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