..."Pretty soon, there are going to be three of us in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her and hugged her and said "that is the greatest thing I could possible hear!"
The wife responded, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
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