A husband goes to the hospital after his wife has been in a terrible car crash. The doctor approaches him, "I'm sorry to tell you that your wife is paralyzed from the neck down. You will need to do everything for her from now on. You will need to feed her, bathe her, and clean her after she goes to the bathroom." The husband, devastated, says, "Oh my God, that's terrible!" The doctor responds, "I'm just kidding, she's dead."
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