Wife come out of the shower and hears the door bell.
She's in her bathroom robe with wet her.
She opens the door.
It's her husband friend, Dave.
Dave - You look nice. [He looks at her up and down] Ill give you 100 pounds if you show me your tits.
Wife - mmmmmm???... OK!
She then proceeds to take out the puppies and Dave hands over the 100 pounds.
Husband comes back from work
Husband - Hi Honey. How was you're day?
Wife - Great. The usual. Your buddy Steve came round.
Husband - Oh did he give you the 100 pounds I lent him.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.