**Jim Carrey**: "Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?"
**Passenger**: "How'd you guess?"
**Jim Carrey**: "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?"
**Passenger**: "Aspen."
**Jim Carrey**: "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
*Excerpt from Dumb and Dumber.*
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