Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone:
Santa: “Have you been naughty? ….That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ….. I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?…. Yes, I’d love to see how you trimmed your (fir) … I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top. “
Now, every year he has to keep doing the bullshit lie he told.
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