The little boy comes in to his mother, and says:
"Mum, why is my name Feather?"
"That is because son, when you were born, a feather fell on your head."
Her daughter then comes in, and asks:
"Mum, why is my name Leaf?"
"That is because when you were born, a leaf fell on your head."
Then her last child comes in, and says:
"Hymacttmmdrerrr?"
"Be quiet, Tumbledryer."
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