Why is Mitt Romney still hiding his tax returns? Top 5 guesses: 1. He filed all of his corporations as dependents- Because they're people too 2. He can't remember which house he left them in 3. He actually owns the Cayman Islands 4. He wrote off all of his $10k bet losses to Rick Perry as charitable deductions 5. His real name is actually Mittens
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