Why is Jesus such a fan of jeeps?
He just loves cross-country!
Why is it hard having a good conversation with Jesus?
He just gets cross so quickly!
How does a German fix his hiccup?
With discipline.
What does (insert name here)'s brain have in common with a graviton?
It's said to exist, and if it does, it is most likely mass-less!
What do the nobel gases have in common with Kristin Steward?
They don't react all that much.
Just some jokes which my colleagues and I made up while "working". At least we think that we made them up.
Yes, we're a bunch of physicists, chemists and biologists.
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